kiss me until i forget how worthless i am
If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up
me and my followers
Pressures of the OR. [theawkwardyeti]
can we please fucking destroy the idea that pansexuals are automatically flirty and that asexuals are incapable of flirting or being outgoing and romantically social? can we please clarify that these stereotypes are just as incorrect as the stereotype that all gays are sassy and all lesbians are masculines? please??
THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK
A friend and I once ran into Jonathan Hyde (Van Pelt) in a pub after seeing him in a production of “King Lear”. My friend said, “Your character in Jumanji gave me nightmares when I was 7.”
Hyde looked him straight in the eye, stepped really close so they were basically nose-to-nose, and said: “Good.”
Then he walked away. What a dude.
that sentence was wild from start to finish
here’s my barely noticable South Liverpool accent for youknowyourebritishwhen's accent challenge thing
bath / house / lovely / tongue / down / laugh / garage / zebra / look / owl / hour / aluminium / grass / schedule / stupid / rant / squirrel / blood / bowl / water / million / turkey / library / duck / either / epitome / food / castle / hour / transport / anorak / room / tractor / sponge / orange / towel / where / gravy / murder / heir / laughter / potato / moon / bottle / patio / lion / authenticity
Grab the nearest book, turn to a random page, read us a paragraph. Let us hear your voice is all it’s smooth and flowing glory. Seduce us with your accent, make us swoon.
what if there was a book that splattered blood at you every time a character died
reading The Hunger Games would be a huge fucking mess
Game of Thrones
The Horus Heresy.
What the hell is the science side of tumblr
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
is avril lavigne scene or emo